#baby let's play god

[spilladabalia]

BIG BOYS Austin TX punk, 'Funk Off' / 'Baby, Let's Play God'

[puppetmaster13u]

Who wants a prompt entirely in memes.

[demaparbat-hp]

Zuko looked up and locked eyes with his cousin, who was struck speechless. Then, ever so slowly, Lu Ten's lips twitched upwards. And then he smiled. And then he beamed. And then he nodded proudly once, just once, and vanished.

Lu Ten comes back in For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South, only to leave Zuko with more questions than answers. Just how much is he truly aware of? When will he return? What is Zuko going to do now?

(What will the South bring?)

[abyssruler]

husband and our three children

[ikram1909]

Gavi, Ale and Ansu went out to dinner together tonight ❤️❤️

[allthepandasintheworld]

i think the most fun thing about pocket (other than being a pocket main of course) is that im pretty sure i've been training my entire life specifically to draw this little goober. like im pretty sure they were entirely made specifically to my tastes and i love with video games do that for me thank you valve thank you deadlock

[everysongineverykey]

i love how unfatherly crowley and aziraphale both are when it comes down to it. sure aziraphale is more than willing to give the young people in his life help and advice and be their friend but he and crowley spent six years (eleven in the book) practically raising a kid (you just know his parents weren't around that often) and by the end they didn't even like him. crowley even suggested they just fucking kill him. he turned three kids into lizards for annoying him right after he destroyed their house. like it was that or kill them obviously but he did NOT hesitate with the newts. that's so funny to me. they're just inherently disinclined to parenthood. we need more characters like them actually

[phospadparadscha]

no wonder kids are so fucked up these days. there’s no micro communities of virtual world games powered by flash anymore. There’s no safe spaces for kids who want to play online but can’t be on social media yet. There’s no PetPet Park or Nicktropolis or Bella Sara or anything left for kids to enjoy on modern internet. PetPet Park when I was an eight year old was like my safe spot. It gave me an outlet and a place to speak in a filtered way with the same people every day who would log in at the same time and who I would never know the names of. Kids are so lonely and so bored now and they’re being completely suffocated by these advertisements they don’t even understand. I think this is maybe the most hostile time on the Internet for pre teens and kids to be online and I mourn all the virtual worlds other children would have loved to have played at my age.

[daughterofsarenrae]

do you ever feel bad for accidentally spreading misinformation? like telling people something you thought was true only to find out later was wrong? for example, i used to tell people ferrets were smart. but then i met sparrow, who is perhaps one of the dumbest animals alive,

[vaguely-concerned]

returnal did not cure my depression but it did give me a strangely healing new perspective that makes it all a bit easier to bear. that perspective being 'I may be having a rough time right now, but at least I'm not inside the head of returnal protagonist selene vassos'

[pinkmirth]

i don’t think I’ll ever recover from seeing this angle of reiner…

[maburito]

Noooo my baby!! Come back!! I love you even if you're big now and you almost killed me!

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Spear baby with a knife 🔪 👍

NIFFTY WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!! XD XD XD

im picturing it, im seeing Alastor, backed into a corner and trying to fend off the baby with his microphone while sweating in FEAR, im seeing Vaggie recording all this on her phone but having trouble bc she's laughing so hard she's got tears of pride blinding her one eye- i see Charlie sprawled over 120% of the nearest couch (having already triple checked the knife at least isn't made out of HEAVENLY STEEL), floor around her covered in books on child development and parenting, face down, phone in hand, trying to call her mom AGAIN and ask how the fuck Lilith survived this-

Niffty is cheering from the top of the couch's back, Angel Dust is at the bar being held back by Husk so he doesn't interfere with the knife baby threatening Alastor situation, Cherri Bomb is taking the chance to grab an entire bottle of Husk's best stuff while trying to ignore All Of This

and then there's Lucifer. standing in the open doorway. Smiling in confusion while he cradles the newest rubber duck teething toy he's made for his grandkid (now 10x stronger than the last five who's heads the baby chewed off)

a lovely, peaceful day at the hazbin hotel

no wonder they aren't getting any more guests ^w^;

[sol-consort]

something about being in an online game makes you want to personally give every tank player who's ever lived a kiss on the lips

[flower-dagger-gay]

Cats are essentially furry toddlers in the way that you take something dangerous away from them and they get MAD at YOU

[triglycercule]

horror's jacket fluff has probably accumulated so much DISGUSTINGNESS over 7 years in it that it's managed to acquire it's own signature Dog Smell (TM). however i think this would be a prime opportunity to pet him and then get some of that disgusting smell on you because for some reasons Dog Smell is just unavoidable when you pet a dog with a lot of hair

he'd hate it but awww awww whos a good boy (ﾉ´∀｀*) whos a good boy (*≧∪≦) YOU ARE!!! awww so cute you didn't commit all those murders against innocent people you were innocent (￣▽￣)／ such a good boy!!!! (gets beheaded) (he got too embarrassed)